25 Dirty Bachelorette Party Supplies For a Wild Night (That Won’t Traumatize Grandma)

Hi, Friend! Jen Glantz here. I’m a bestselling author, the first ever bridesmaid for hire and have been hired by hundreds of brides all over the world. Let’s talk about bachelorette party supplies that are dirty.

According to the party pros at The House of Bachelorette, the “Pecker Party” is still king. Willy-shaped everything is the go-to theme. I actually learned this the hard way during my first gig as a professional bridesmaid. We had just finished plastering a hotel suite in anatomical confetti when the bride’s deeply religious aunt walked in early to drop off a gift. She picked up a piece of shiny foil from the carpet, squinted at it, and genuinely asked why we had decorated with so many “metallic mushrooms.”

Trust me: You want to avoid that specific brand of panic. To help you walk the line between hilarious and horrifying, we curated this list of bachelorette party supplies that are dirty enough to be fun, but curated enough to keep the vibe right.

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TL;DR

In a rush? Here’s the cheat sheet so you don’t accidentally ruin the weekend.

• Check the Bride’s Vibe: Is she a “giggle at a dirty joke” girl or a “blow-up doll on the dance floor” girl? Know the difference before you buy.

• Location is Key: Save the really explicit stuff for the Airbnb. Keep it PG-13 at the fancy brunch spot.

• Quality Control: Aim for funny, not gross. Aesthetics still matter if you want good photos.

• The Heavy Hitters: Our favorites include the “Same Penis Forever” banner and biodegradable anatomical straws (save the turtles, etc.).

• Backup Plan: If you’re stressed, professional support can help you manage the chaos so you can actually drink a mimosa in peace.

Read the Room: How to Pick the Right Kind of Naughty

Don’t just add to cart yet. You need a strategy to avoid a social disaster. You have to factor in the bride’s personality, the venue rules, and the cringe factor. Before you drop $200 on plastic junk, skim these general tips for planning a bachelorette party to make sure your timeline matches the energy.

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The Bride Vibe Check

This is critical. Does the bride love being the center of attention, or does she die of embarrassment easily? Misjudging this is the fastest way to kill the mood.

Bride Personality	Spice Level	Safe Bets	Hard Pass
The Prude-ish Princess	Mild (1/5)	“Future Mrs.” Sash, Ring Confetti	Strippers, anything anatomically correct
The Giggle Queen	Medium (3/5)	Penis Pasta, Cheeky Coasters	Inflatable Dolls, X-rated cakes
The Wild Child	Spicy (5/5)	Pin the Junk, Blow-up Doll	Literally nothing. Go crazy.

Venue Appropriateness

Where are you partying? A private rental is the wild west—do whatever you want. But family-friendly resorts or upscale restaurants? You need to be stealthy. You don’t want to get kicked out of a steakhouse because someone brought a phallic balloon.

The Cringe vs. Comedy Ratio

The trend for 2026 is less “cheap plastic junk” and more “actually funny or cute.” We want laughter, not awkward silence.

Real-Talk: Think about “Penis Pasta” vs. “Anatomical Cookies.” The pasta boils down into sad, unrecognizable blobs that look gross on a plate (High Cringe). But a professionally frosted sugar cookie shaped like… well, you know… is visually clear, tastes delicious, and always gets a laugh. Always aim for the cookie, never the sad pasta blob.

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Is It Instagram Worthy?

Even dirty supplies need to look good on camera. If it just looks like clutter, skip it. Go for colorful, fun items that pop in photos.

The Top 25 Dirty Supplies You Need

Here are 25 items broken down by category. We’ve flagged them based on the bride’s vibe and where you should use them.

Naughty Decor & Atmosphere

Set the scene. These range from “kinda classy” to “absolute chaos.”

1. “Same Penis Forever” Banner

It’s a classic for a reason. Get it in glittery gold or rose gold. It’s funny, it’s true, and it makes a great backdrop for the group photo in the hotel room.

2. Anatomical Confetti

Metallic confetti shaped like junk, mixed with rings. It’s a subtle detail for the coffee table. Warning: You will be finding these in your luggage for the next three years. Do not bring this to a restaurant unless you want the waitstaff to hate you.

3. The “Pecker” Piñata

It’s big, it’s shaped like a willy, and it’s filled with nips and candy. This is a high-energy activity. Definitely for private, outdoor use only. Swinging a bat at a giant phallus is surprisingly therapeutic.

4. Crime Scene/Caution Tape

Yellow tape reading “Caution: Wild Bachelorette.” Great for marking off the VIP section or the bride’s hotel door. Adds a fun, chaotic vibe to photos.

5. Suggestive Balloon Arches

Balloons arranged to look like peaches (butts) or eggplants. You can make this as subtle or explicit as you want depending on the shapes. High impact for the ‘Gram.

Risqué Drinkware & Dining

If you’re going to eat and drink, make it weird.

Item Type	Best Venue	Photo Potential	Cringe Factor
Paper Penis Straws	Dive Bar / Airbnb	High (The classic pose)	Medium (They get soggy, FYI)
Muscle Man Markers	Wine Night / Hotel	Low (Subtle detail)	Low (Just cheeky fun)
Shot Glass Necklaces	Club / Bar Crawl	High (Action shots)	High (You look like tourists)
Explicit Ice Molds	Private House Only	Medium (Melts fast)	Low (Surprise factor)

6. The Classic Penis Straws

Get the biodegradable paper ones. They are a staple. Use them at the bar if the bride is brave, but expect them to dissolve into mush after two drinks.

7. Muscle Man Drink Markers

Mini plastic men in speedos that hang off the side of your wine glass. Low risk, high reward. Perfect for a “classy” wine night.

8. “Shot Glass” Necklaces

Plastic shot glasses on beaded necklaces. Are they tacky? Yes. Are they useful when the bartender hands out free tequila? Also yes.

9. Explicit Cookie Cutters/Ice Molds

Silicone trays for ice or baking. It’s always funny when someone looks down at their drink and realizes the ice cube is anatomically correct.

10. “Oral” Fixation Lollipops

Hard candy molded into… shapes. This requires a bride with zero shame. The photos will be hilarious, but maybe don’t show them to her dad.

Dirty Games & Activities

You need to break the ice, especially if the college friends don’t know the work friends. If the group is shy, mix these with some tame bachelorette party games so nobody has a panic attack.

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Pro Tip: If the bride is an introvert, the public Scavenger Hunt is her nightmare. Modify the dares. Instead of “Kiss a Stranger,” make it “Get a selfie with a bald guy” or “Find someone with the Groom’s name.” Keeps it fun without the harassment lawsuit.

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11. Pin the Junk on the Hunk

Blindfolds + stickers + a poster of a muscular man. It’s stupid, it’s classic, and it’s best done after a few rounds of shots.

12. “Drink If…” Dirty Edition Coasters

Coasters with prompts like “Drink if you’ve ever joined the Mile High Club.” Good for dinner or pre-gaming. It gets people talking without being visually aggressive.

13. Scavenger Hunt Cards (Dare Edition)

A checklist of dares for a bar crawl. It forces you to talk to strangers, which usually leads to free drinks.

14. Dirty Pictionary/Charades

Cards featuring sexual positions or slang. Watching your quiet friend try to act out “Tea Bagging” will be the highlight of the weekend.

15. Prosecco Pong (Naughty Version)

Beer pong, but make it sparkly. Use wide coupe glasses and suggestive ping pong balls. It gives a “classy trashy” vibe and looks great in pics.

Wearables & Accessories

If you aren’t matching, are you even a bachelorette party? Consider pairing these with some custom bachelorette party shirts.

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16. The Phallic Veil/Headband

A nice tulle veil… attached to a headband with a sparkly penis on it. This demands maximum confidence. Do not wear this to high tea.

17. “Bride’s Bitches” or “Slutty” Sashes

Satin sashes with titles like “Shot Queen” or “Hot Mess.” Essential for keeping the herd together at the club.

18. Temporary “Tramp Stamp” Tattoos

Gold foil tattoos that say things like “Groom’s Property.” Low commitment, high fun. Put them on your arm, not your lower back (unless you want to commit to the bit).

19. Face Masks of Celebrity Crushes

Cardboard cutouts of the groom or the bride’s hall pass (hello, Channing Tatum). The photos turn out creepy-funny every time.

20. Booty Veils (Swimwear)

A clip-on veil for bikini bottoms. Huge trend for 2026. If you’re going to a pool party or the beach, this is the move.

Favors & Takeaways

Don’t just give them trash they’ll throw away at the airport. Mix the naughty stuff with practical bachelorette party favors they’ll actually use.

Budget Tier	Item Idea	Guest Reaction	Utility
Cheap & Cheerful ($)	Anatomical Soap	“Omg hilarious.”	High (It’s soap, use it.)
Mid-Range ($)	Hangover Kits	“You are an angel.”	Very High (Life-saving)
Splurge ($)	Mini Vibrators	*Cheering*	High (Private use only, obviously)
Gag Gift ($)	Fuzzy Handcuffs	“Take a photo of me!”	Low (Prop only, they break instantly)

21. Naughty Shaped Soaps/Bath Bombs

Small, scented soaps shaped like… parts. Funny gag gift, but also, everyone needs soap. Good for the guest bathroom.

22. “Morning After” Hangover Kits

Bags filled with hydration packets, Advil, and hair ties. Honestly, this is the only favor anyone really cares about.

23. Personalized Condoms

Wrappers printed with the wedding date. Funny purse stuffer. Whether they get used or not is none of your business.

24. Mini Vibrators

Small, discreet bullet vibes. If you have the budget and a close group of friends, this is the ultimate favor. Just… maybe don’t open them at the dinner table.

25. Fuzzy Handcuffs

Cheap, leopard print handcuffs. They are strictly photo props. Do not attempt to use these for actual restraint, they will snap immediately.

Keep It Classy (Or Don’t) With Professional Help

Sometimes you need a buffer between the “dirty fun” and the “mother-in-law.” That’s where Bridesmaid for Hire comes in.

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The Unbiased Voice of Reason

Jen Glantz and the team are basically professional vibe-checkers. They can tell you if an idea is funny or if it’s going to alienate half the guest list.

True Story: We once worked a party where the bride wanted wild decor, but her future mother-in-law was stopping by for the first hour. We set up a “Safe Room” for the initial mingling—just champagne and flowers. The second the MIL left, we unlocked the main room which was absolutely covered in the naughty supplies. Having a designated person to manage that transition saved the bride from total mortification.

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Crisis Management

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Final Thoughts

Look, dirty supplies are just tools to make memories. Don’t stress about it too much.

You have the list, the strategy, and the backup plan. The only thing left to do is fill the cart and hope the maid of honor doesn’t hyperventilate when the package arrives. If the penis straw breaks the ice, it did its job. If the piñata refuses to break, hey, you have a funny story for the rehearsal dinner. Go have the time of your life.