50 Funny Wedding Shoe Game Questions

Hi, Friend! Jen Glantz here. I’m a bestselling author, the first ever bridesmaid for hire and the creator of the bestselling card game for new couples: The Newlywed Card Game.  Let’s dive into funny wedding shoe game questions.

The wedding shoe game has become a reception staple, with 78% of couples incorporating it into their celebrations. This simple yet entertaining activity can transform a good reception into an unforgettable one, creating moments of laughter that guests will talk about for years to come.

If you’re looking to add some humor to your wedding reception, these funny shoe game questions will have everyone in stitches. I’ve organized them into categories to help you select the perfect mix for your special day.

Resources:

• The ultimate wedding shoe game guide 
• A list of wedding shoe game questions 
• A list of spicy wedding shoe game questions 

Relationship Quirks

These questions highlight those funny little habits and traits that make your relationship uniquely yours:

1. Who’s more likely to forget where they parked the car? This question almost always gets an immediate and unanimous response, often accompanied by a story about the time someone wandered a parking lot for 45 minutes.
2. Who takes longer to get ready? A classic that often leads to playful eye-rolling and defensive explanations about “the process” taking time.
3. Who’s the better dancer? This frequently leads to impromptu dance demonstrations and challenges from the audience to “prove it” later on the dance floor.
4. Who’s more likely to binge-watch an entire TV series in one sitting? The guilty party often tries to justify their Netflix marathons while everyone laughs knowingly.
5. Who’s the bigger social media addict? Watch for the person who answers this question while simultaneously checking their phone.
6. Who’s more likely to talk to strangers in elevators? This reveals the social butterfly of the relationship, often to the horror of their more introverted partner.
7. Who has the weirdest food combinations? Prepare for disgusted faces as guests hear about pickle and peanut butter sandwiches or other culinary abominations.
8. Who’s more likely to laugh at inappropriate moments? This often leads to stories about funeral giggles or other terribly timed laughing fits.
9. Who’s the worse backseat driver? Watch for dramatic reenactments of “helpful” driving suggestions that nearly caused accidents.
10. Who’s more likely to trip over nothing? The clumsy partner usually gets enthusiastically called out by both shoes and the entire audience.

Hypothetical Scenarios

These “what if” questions lead to hilarious debates and unexpected answers:

11. Who would survive longer in a zombie apocalypse? This reveals surprising skills and weakness assessments, like “He can’t even open a jar without help” or “She’d try to reason with the zombies.”
12. If you won the lottery, who would be more likely to quit their job immediately? The responsible partner often looks shocked at how quickly they’re thrown under the bus on this one.
13. Who would be more likely to accidentally join a cult? This question reveals which partner is more gullible or easily persuaded, usually accompanied by examples of past poor decision-making.
14. If you were stranded on a deserted island, who would build the better shelter? Engineering skills (or lack thereof) get hilariously exposed, sometimes with references to failed DIY projects.
15. Who would be more likely to accidentally set the kitchen on fire while cooking? Often followed by the MC asking, “Wait, is there a story here?” And yes, there almost always is.
16. Who would crack first under police interrogation? This exposes which partner can’t keep a secret, much to everyone’s amusement.
17. Who would be more likely to adopt a wild animal thinking it was a stray cat? Animal lovers get lovingly called out for their inability to distinguish between appropriate and inappropriate pets.
18. Who would be more likely to end up on a reality TV show? This reveals hidden fame aspirations or dramatic tendencies that friends are all too happy to confirm.
19. Who would be more likely to start a dance party in a grocery store? The spontaneous partner gets identified, sometimes with video evidence from bridesmaids or groomsmen.
20. Who would be more likely to get arrested for something ridiculous? This often leads to stories of near-misses with the law that have everyone laughing.

Childhood and Past

Digging into the past can unearth some truly amusing memories:

21. Who had the most embarrassing haircut growing up? Old photos may be referenced or described in painful detail by helpful family members.
22. Who was more likely to get in trouble at school? Parents in the audience often nod knowingly or shout confirmations about detention records.
23. Who had the worst fashion sense as a teenager? The fashion victim usually tries to defend their choices while friends eagerly describe the horrific outfits.
24. Who had the crazier college experience? This often leads to censored versions of stories that still manage to shock the grandparents.
25. Who had the most questionable first job? From mascot costumes to embarrassing uniform requirements, first jobs provide rich comedy material.
26. Who was more obsessed with a celebrity as a teenager? Bedroom poster confessions and teenage fan club memberships get gloriously exposed.
27. Who believed in Santa Claus longer? This innocent question often reveals hilariously late ages of discovery, sometimes embarrassingly close to the present.
28. Who had the funnier nickname growing up? Family members often helpfully shout out the full story behind “Stinky” or “Bubble Boy” for everyone’s enjoyment.
29. Who was more dramatic about minor injuries as a kid? The identified drama queen usually demonstrates their pain response right there at the reception.
30. Who had the more embarrassing first date experience ever (not necessarily with each other)? Dating disaster stories make for perfect reception entertainment.

Future Predictions

Looking ahead can be just as funny as looking back:

31. Who will be the first to go gray or bald? Genetics gets discussed as evidence while people point to parents and grandparents as exhibits.
32. Who’s more likely to become a crazy cat (or dog) person? Pet enthusiasts get lovingly called out for their existing tendencies toward animal hoarding.
33. Who will be the stricter parent? This reveals surprising parenting philosophies and often contradicts expectations.
34. Who’s more likely to have a midlife crisis? The identified partner usually protests while their friends nod knowingly about their motorcycle research or sports car browsing history.
35. Who will be the first to fall asleep on the couch at parties? Early-to-bed tendencies get exposed, sometimes with photographic evidence from previous events.
36. Who’s more likely to embarrass your future kids with dad/mom jokes? The designated joke-teller often demonstrates their cringeworthy material on the spot.
37. Who will be the one still using outdated technology in 20 years? Tech resisters get called out for their current struggles with smartphones or social media.
38. Who’s more likely to tell the same stories over and over when you’re old? This often leads to accusations about stories already being repeated, to everyone’s amusement.
39. Who will be the neighborhood gossip? Information spreaders get identified, sometimes with evidence of current gossip-mongering habits.
40. Who’s more likely to become the embarrassing dancer at your kids’ weddings? Dance moves might be demonstrated as evidence, confirming everyone’s worst fears.

Pet Peeves and Habits

Every couple has their little domestic disputes. These questions bring them to light in a humorous way:

41. Who’s more likely to leave dirty dishes in the sink? The guilty party often tries to justify their “soaking” technique while everyone who’s ever visited their home confirms the accusation.
42. Which partner has the most outrageous snoring? Sound effects are often provided by helpful friends or family members who’ve witnessed the noise firsthand.
43. Who’s the champion of leaving wet towels on the bed? Household habits get exposed, revealing who’s the messy one in private.
44. Which one hoards unnecessary items “just in case”? Pack rats get called out for their collections of takeout condiments or shopping bags.
45. Who’s the master of procrastination when it comes to household chores? The identified procrastinator typically promises to respond to this accusation “later.”
46. Who’s more likely to spend 30 minutes looking for the TV remote that’s right in front of them? Observation skills (or lack thereof) get hilariously exposed.
47. Who’s more likely to text while on the toilet? This slightly crude but universally relatable question always gets laughs and horrified denials.
48. Who’s more likely to eat food that’s definitely past its expiration date? The iron-stomached partner gets identified, usually with stories of questionable food choices.
49. Who’s more likely to wear the same outfit multiple days in a row? Fashion repeaters get called out, sometimes by guests who recognize what they’re currently wearing.
50. Who’s more likely to make up lyrics when they don’t know the words to a song? Creative singers might be required to demonstrate their improvisation skills on the spot.

Tips for Maximum Laughter

To get the most humor out of your wedding shoe game:

Choose a Charismatic MC

Select someone who knows both of you well and has good comic timing. They can add commentary, encourage elaboration on funny answers, and keep the energy high throughout the game.

Encourage Storytelling

Some of the funniest moments come from the brief explanations after an answer. “Well, remember that time in Cabo…” often leads to the best laughs of the night.

Read the Room

Start with safer, more general funny questions and gauge your audience’s reaction. You can gradually increase the humor level based on how receptive they are.

Involve Your Guests

Ask them to guess the answers before you reveal them, or have them vote on who they think is the correct answer. This creates investment and even bigger reactions when the truth is revealed.

Keep It Moving

Maintain a good pace—don’t linger too long on any one question. The energy comes from the quick back-and-forth and the surprise of each new question.

Customize for Your Relationship

The funniest questions are often the ones that touch on inside jokes or known quirks specific to your relationship. Don’t be afraid to add personalized questions like:

• “Who’s more likely to quote [your favorite movie] in inappropriate situations?”
• “Who’s the worst at [activity you both enjoy]?”
• “Who’s more obsessed with [shared interest or hobby]?”

These tailored questions will not only get laughs but will also give your guests insight into what makes your relationship special.

Remember, the goal of the wedding shoe game is to create joy and laughter on your special day. These questions will help you do just that, leaving your guests entertained and giving you funny memories to look back on for years to come.