25 Brother of the Groom Speech Jokes to Steal the Show (Without Getting Disowned)

Hi, Friend! Jen Glantz her. I’m a bestselling author, the first ever bridesmaid for hire and have been hired by hundreds of brides all over the world. Let’s talk about brother of the groom speech jokes.

Let’s be honest: public speaking is terrifying enough without the added pressure of trying to be a stand-up comedian. You might think that inside joke about the time you guys got lost on a camping trip in 2014 is a guaranteed winner, but trust me—it’s risky. If 75% of the room doesn’t get the reference, you’re just going to get cricket noises. I learned this the hard way when I referenced a specific video game glitch during a toast once. It was… painful. To avoid that kind of awkward silence, you need material that actually lands with everyone from your little cousins to Grandma.

The folks over at Hitched make a good point about keeping the crowd engaged rather than confused. You want laughs, not people whispering “what does that mean?” to their neighbor. And if you’re worried about rambling (we’ve all seen *that* speech), sticking to short funny wedding speeches is the best way to quit while you’re ahead. We put together this list of brother of the groom jokes to help you find that sweet spot between roasting your brother and making everyone cry happy tears.

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TL;DR

• Filter your jokes: Use the “Grandma Test.” If you can’t say it to her face, don’t say it into the mic. Also, always make the new spouse look like a hero.

• Know your dynamic: Don’t force a roast if you guys are usually super sentimental. It’ll just feel weird.

• Delivery matters: Keep it short. People have short attention spans and they want cake.

• Get help if needed: If you’re staring at a blank page panic-spiraling, professional speech writing services are totally a thing that can save you.

Before You Grab the Mic: The Ground Rules

You can’t just throw a bunch of one-liners at the wall and hope they stick. Weddings have changed a lot—we aren’t doing harsh roasts anymore. It’s more about affectionate teasing. Before you grab your favorite lines from the list below, run them through a few filters to make sure you don’t accidentally ruin the vibe.

These rules are basically your insurance policy against offending the in-laws. If you want a deeper dive on exactly what *not* to do, check out our guide on mastering the brother of the groom speech and avoiding pitfalls.

If you want jokes and guardrails, the Brother Of The Groom Speech Generator helps keep things funny without crossing lines.

The “Grandma Test”

This is the big one. If you can’t look your grandmother (or the bride’s grandmother!) in the eye while saying the line, cut it. Seriously.

Ex-girlfriends, gambling debts, and anything that happened at the bachelor party? Leave it in the vault. You want laughter, not audible gasps from the head table.

Not sure if a joke passes the Grandma Test? Run your speech through the Brother Of The Groom Speech Generator before the big day.

The Sibling Dynamic

As the brother, you have a license to tease him in a way a best friend just can’t. But keep it authentic. If you aren’t usually a funny guy, don’t try to be a stand-up comedian tonight. It just makes everyone uncomfortable.

When writing a brother wedding speech, being real beats being polished every time.

Joke Subject	Best Man (Friend)	Best Man (Brother)	The Verdict
Embarrassing Childhood Photos	Risky (Can seem mean)	Approved (You were there too)	Brothers have “Shared Trauma” immunity.
Ex-Partners	Forbidden	Forbidden	Just don’t do it. Ever.
Groom’s Intelligence	Use Caution	Approved (Playful)	Safe if you pivot to how smart the Bride is.
Family Quirks	Off Limits	Approved	You’re allowed to roast your own upbringing.

The “Partner Lift”

Here is the golden rule: The groom is the target, the partner is the hero. Never make a joke at the expense of the new spouse. If you make fun of your brother, you immediately pivot to complimenting his partner for their patience in dealing with him.

Delivery & Timing

A joke dies without a pause. If you rush, nobody has time to laugh. Keep the setups short—attention spans are short these days.

For pacing that actually lands laughs, draft your speech with the Brother Of The Groom Speech Generator.

The Power of the Pause:

• Bad Delivery: “He’s messy anyway I’m glad you took him.” (Rushed, nervous).

• Good Delivery: “He’s incredibly messy…” (Count 1-2 in your head) “…so, honestly, I’m just glad you took him.” (Wait for the laugh).

The “Sibling Rivalry” & Childhood Stuff

These jokes work because they remind everyone that you’ve known him longer than anyone else. It establishes your “authority” to roast him, but keeps it playful. If you want to see how these fit into a full draft, check out these brother of the groom speech examples.

1. The “Golden Child” Debate

“For those who don’t know me, I’m [Name], the Best Man, and historically speaking, the ‘trial run’ for our parents. [Groom] here was the attempt where they finally figured out what they were doing… or at least that’s what he likes to tell people.”

2. The Shared Room Trauma

“I shared a room with [Groom] for 15 years. I’ve seen him at his best, and I’ve smelled him at his worst. [Partner’s Name], I am officially passing the torch. The snoring is your problem now. No returns.”

3. The Looks vs. Brains

“Growing up, people always said we looked alike. I always took that as a compliment. [Groom], on the other hand, took it as an insult. I’m still not sure who should be more offended.”

4. Mom’s Favorite

“I asked our mom to give me one word to describe [Groom] for this speech. She said ‘Special.’ She didn’t specify if she meant ‘special’ like a gift, or ‘special’ like needs extra supervision. I’ll let you guys decide tonight.”

5. The Participation Trophy

“It’s amazing to see [Groom] dressed up and looking this sharp. It really proves that with enough time, effort, and professional help, miracles can happen.”

The “Partner is a Saint” Angle

This is honestly the safest bet for winning over the room. You compliment the new spouse by highlighting your brother’s flaws. It makes you look gracious and funny at the same time. It’s a classic for a reason.

Target	Tone	Goal	Example Outcome
The Groom	Self-deprecating / Teasing	Highlight his luck	“He married way up.”
The Partner	Admiring	Highlight their patience	“She is a saint.”
The Couple	Warm	Unite the room	“Perfect balance.”

6. The Miracle Worker

“[Partner’s Name], you look absolutely stunning today. And [Groom]… you look like you’re stunned that she actually showed up. We all are, buddy. We all are.”

7. The “Out of His League”

“They say marriage is about finding someone who completes you. I think [Groom] just found someone who finishes his sentences because he forgets what he was talking about.”

8. The Warning Label

“To [Partner], welcome to the family. You’ve now technically inherited my brother. Most items of this quality come with a warning label, but sadly, he didn’t. Good luck with the warranty claim.”

9. The Vision Test

“I’ve always known my brother was a smart guy, but I never knew he was a master hypnotist until he convinced someone as amazing as [Partner] to say ‘I do.'”

10. “She’s Still Here”

“I remember when [Groom] first introduced us to [Partner]. I pulled him aside and whispered, ‘Don’t mess this up.’ Clearly, for the first time in his life, he actually listened to me.”

Self-Deprecation (Making Fun of Yourself)

Poking fun at your own nervousness is a great way to get the audience on your side. It shows you don’t take yourself too seriously and lowers the stakes if you stumble over a word. If you’re struggling to organize your thoughts, using a brother of the groom speech template can keep you from rambling.

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11. The Nervous Speaker

“I was really nervous about giving this speech. I asked [Groom] for advice, and he said, ‘Just picture everyone in their underwear.’ I tried that, but now I’m just uncomfortable and wondering why Uncle Bob is wearing tighty-whities.”

12. The Prepared Notes

“I prepared a 10-minute speech about my brother’s virtues and good qualities. [Drop a stack of index cards on the floor]. Oops. Well, that’s gone. I guess I’ll just talk about the wedding cake instead.”

13. The “Unmarried Brother”

“As the single brother, watching [Groom] get married is inspiring. It gives me hope that even if you leave wet towels on the floor and forget anniversaries, true love is still possible.”

14. The AI Writer

“I actually used AI to write this speech. I typed in ‘Describe a perfect brother.’ The program crashed. So, you’re getting the manual version instead.”

Observational Humor

Commenting on the event, the cost, or the guests connects you with the room in real-time. It proves you’re actually *there* and not just reading a script you downloaded yesterday.

15. The Open Bar

“I’d like to keep this short. Not because I don’t love my brother, but because I can see the bartenders looking bored, and I’m not one to deny people their craft.”

16. The Cost of the Wedding

“This is a beautiful venue. I know [Groom] worked hard to pay for this. Or, as he calls it, ‘The reason we are eating ramen for the next five years.'”

17. The Upper Hand

“I have the microphone, which means for the next three minutes, [Groom] has to sit there, listen to me, and not interrupt. This is the best gift he could have given me.”

18. The Dress Code

“It’s great to see everyone looking so fancy. Usually, the only time I see my brother in a suit is when he’s a defendant. Just kidding… mostly.”

Sentimental with a Twist

These are the “bait and switch” jokes. You start sweet, get everyone saying “Aww,” and then hit them with the punchline. This structure is essential for a memorable toast.

Component	Purpose	Example Phrase
The Setup	Lull the audience into sentimentality.	“You are the most generous person I know…”
The Pivot	The moment the tone shifts.	“…except when it comes to…”
The Punchline	The humorous reveal.	“…sharing the last slice of pizza.”

19. The “Role Model”

“Growing up, I always looked up to you. Mainly because you were taller and usually holding the TV remote out of my reach.”

20. The Loyalty Bit

“My brother has always been loyal. If he owes you money, he will never forget you. He won’t pay you back, but he won’t forget you.”

21. The “Better Half”

“They say you don’t marry the person you can live with; you marry the person you can’t live without. And [Groom], I think we all know you literally cannot live without [Partner] telling you where your keys are.”

The Closing Toasts

Ending on a high note is crucial because it’s the last thing people remember. These lines transition you from the speech to the drinking, which is exactly where the guests want to be.

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22. The Glass Raise

“Please raise your glasses… and if you’re [Groom], please try not to spill it on that expensive dress.”

23. The Advice

“My advice to the happy couple: Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight. You need to win. Just kidding—[Partner] is always right. Memorize that.”

24. The Return Policy

“Here’s to the happy couple. [Partner], he’s yours now. No backsies. Cheers!”

25. The Final Wish

“May your love be modern enough to survive your browsing histories, but old-fashioned enough to last forever.”

Why These Actually Work

Understanding *why* a joke lands helps you say it with confidence. The “Sibling Rivalry” jokes pass the Grandma Test because they play on classic tropes, but you have to lean into your specific dynamic. “Partner is a Saint” jokes are the safest option for 2026 because they lift the bride/partner up.

Self-deprecation is low risk, but don’t make it sound like you’re actually having a breakdown. Be careful with money jokes—keep the tone light so it doesn’t sound like a financial audit. Finally, the closing toast needs to be delivered with a smile and a raised glass. That’s the signal that the party is starting.

Fixing a “Too Mean” Joke:

• Too Mean: “I can’t believe [Partner] married this idiot. He failed math three times.”

• The Fix: “I’ve always admired [Partner’s] charity work. Taking on a project like my brother is a lifelong commitment, and for that, we salute you.”

When You Need More Than Just One-Liners

Reading a list of jokes is the easy part. Actually weaving them into a speech that flows, hits the right emotional notes, and doesn’t make you pass out from nerves? That’s the hard part. If you’re staring at these 25 jokes and have no idea how to connect them, Bridesmaid for Hire offers AI wedding tools and speech-writing services to help turn your random memories into a killer toast.

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Structuring Your Narrative:

1. Intro: Icebreaker joke (Joke #11).

2. Body: Childhood story (Joke #2) -> Transition to how he met the Partner -> Compliment Partner (Joke #9).

3. Closing: Sentimental thought (Joke #21) -> The Toast (Joke #25).

The Final Toast

You’ve got the material, the rules, and the resources to crush this speech. Remember that the audience is on your side; they *want* you to succeed because they want to laugh. Take a deep breath, pick the jokes that feel right for you, and deliver them with confidence. You got this.